The things people don't tell you .....

Living in a country different to your own presents some challenges, some entertaining stories and some life lessons.  I thought I'd share a few with you.

• Riding in a minbus with animals is normal.
• Having a baby pee on you whilst on outreach is normal.
• Smiling at someone invites conversation and potential wedding proposals.
• Frill neck lizards are just as scary here as at home, especially when they are attached to your screen door.
• Having electricity in a 24hour period is something to celebrate.  Get your baking done!
• Having electricity and water at the same time makes you jump with joy!
• Despite not wanting avocados, mangos, bananas on a daily basis you will still be asked.  Turning off your engine does not invite a quick sale.  Pepani (sorry)!
• Sindikufuna (I don't want) is a helpful phrase!
• Creating your own road rules is essential to survival.
• Riding a bike or a motorbike with goods to sell is a balancing act and should be rewarded!
• Ordering food on a menu is not a guarantee that it will be available or what you have asked for.
• Just because I am white does not been I am a money tree (however it would be nice).
• Apparently men are like trees you can just pick one you know!
• Your stomach is an amazing organ.  It deals with some things (I won't go into details).
• Shaking hands with an enthusiastic CP child is very rewarding and humbling.  It can also be detrimental to your fingers!
• Mice on sticks regardless of culture will never be eaten by me!
• I appreciate that nsima or rice is a staple. There is no need for me to eat either for some time.
• My name is Beth however Bert, Bertha, Birth will also suffice for ease of conversation.
• White girls can't dance.
• Goats are unpredictable.
• Paying the equivalent of $15AUD for Vegemite or Timtams is really not acceptable!
• Being called fat is acceptable - it means I have money for food.  I appreciate you might be trying to say I need to loose a few kilos or that I am toned from the increase in exercise (I'm going with that option) but it is not acceptable to me!
• Working with kids is fun (who would've thought).  Working with kids who have a disability and receive a new limb and can now play football again that is the most rewarding experience of all.